Monday, September 29, 2008

Blog from the fog

I'm having one of those "too foggy to blog" days, so I thought I'd just post a basic update, and invite you to do the same. Here are two tidbits about life in Trishville:

I spoke at a meeting of Moms today. It was amazing, and fun, and totally daunting. I mean...I'm not yet a Mom, and I don't play one on TV. I'm an AUNT, which means I know all about creating fun and havoc, then handing children back to the people who made them when diapers need to be changed, but not so much about actual parenting. The good news, though: I made it through the whole session without suggesting: "If crate training works for dogs, should we consider it for children???" I think the Moms appreciated this.

Saturday, we bought a new bed. To replace the trillion-dollar catastrophe we purchased right after our wedding. We've long thought the older one must be defective, given that it has giant craters on either side where we sleep, and a huge lump in the middle. (When THAT DOG jumps up on the bed to hang out with us, she looks like the Queen of Sheba, surveying us from on high...) But when we mentioned this to the not-at-all-helpful guy at the furniture-store-we-don't-ever-want-to-revisit, he said, "Oh! That's burrowing. People LOVE to burrow when they sleep!" I was like, "I'm not a ferret...I don't burrow."

New bed comes Friday. There will be rejoicing.

5 comments:

Larramie said...

Great title -- PRAY BIG/BREATHE EASY!

Krissy said...

Hey, we're in the market for a new mattress... any tips on what brand to avoid?

Trish Ryan said...

Krissy-Based on this experience, I'd say don't get anything with a pillow top unless you and your husband like sleeping in side-by-side ditches. I think the one we had before was a Simmons; we're going with Sealy this time around.

Suzanne said...

I wish I lived nearby, the conference sounds terrific!

LEstes65 said...

The not-at-all-helpful guy is a dolt.