If you're a Facebook friend, you know I had a little culinary learning experience yesterday. One should not, it turns out, mix cottage cheese in with scrambled eggs. There are few things grosser than CURDS (which are rather gross on their own) subjected to high heat.
The results were sufficiently disgusting that I think some sort of legal duty to warn attaches to my actions, so consider yourself informed.
I'm off to make some oatmeal. It might be bland, but at least it's not dangerous.