Wednesday, April 09, 2008

The Squirrel has a Girl

You do NOT want to know what was going on in the tree outside my window this morning when I woke up. You just don't. Let's just say that our audacious, hard-partying, rodent neighbor has no trouble in the pursuit department. No passive squirrel is he.

I'm off to the craft store later to get some poster board & markers. I'm thinking a giant "TRUE LOVE WAITS" sign might be just the thing to slow his roll.

15 comments:

keri mikulski :) said...

Hilarious! What a way to wake up. :)

Patti said...

oh man....rodent love. and why am i wondering where your camera was?!

Sarakastic said...

I'm sure that there is someone out there who performs marriages for these kinds of things you could make a cute little squirrel veil & top hat

Em said...

hahaha....too funny!!! that's great!

Yes, I think a True Love Waits ceremony would be appropriate for the little man and his girl, too. It takes two to tango! She clearly needs to realize that she is a precious object and needs to be revered and courted.....clearly. ...clearly.

Meg said...

I think one of those giant water cannon squirtguns would do the trick nicely.

L Sass said...

Now, Squirrel, that is just LEWD.

~Virginia~ said...

you know, i was just thinking that as many squirrels that are on our campus--i've never seen anything like that! i've seen them chase each other or lie out in the sun or even eat out of my hand (they're SO used to people--which is why they're also the most obese squirrels in the houston area)...but never such randy behavior! :)

ellesappelle said...

Hahaha! I wish I could see that sign but I have a fantastic mental picture.

Lisa-tastrophies said...

Oh Spring is in the Air
.... and apparently so is the squirrel-Mc-lovin'

Alyssa Goodnight said...

Ick, ick, ick--but hilarious just the same! I admire your idea for peaceful protest. ;)

Rachel said...

Haha! That's so funny! And what a thing to see first thing in the AM!

Michelle & the City said...

hilarious! but i have a feeling the sign isn't gonna stop him ;)

WeightingGame said...

Talk about Spring Fever. You should've taped in and put it up on YouTube. For some reason I didn't even know squirrels...um, did IT. I mean, I know they procreate, but still...
Thanks for the laugh!

LEstes65 said...

TRUE LOVE WAITS!!! HAHAHAHAHA! You are killing me here. Not because of the sentiment of your planned poster. But because you're planning on trying to convince a SQUIRREL of this statement!

ashley said...

You're hilarious. Really. Love you.