You do NOT want to know what was going on in the tree outside my window this morning when I woke up. You just don't. Let's just say that our audacious, hard-partying, rodent neighbor has no trouble in the pursuit department. No passive squirrel is he.
I'm off to the craft store later to get some poster board & markers. I'm thinking a giant "TRUE LOVE WAITS" sign might be just the thing to slow his roll.