Friday, May 11, 2007
Don't be jealous - she's fat on the inside
In case any of us were feeling good today, we have this disturbing (dare I say deranged?) bit of science to put us back in place. Makes me wonder...will this lead to Oprah and Dr. Phil running full-body scans on guests to identify who the real fatties are before handing them over to trainer Bob?
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Oh lovely. So do I have to take my internal organs out for a walk now? I seriously need someone to invent the transporters like they have in Star Trek. You could lock onto the internal fat and beam it out. Think how easy it could make child birth! "OK ma'am, we have a lock on the baby. ENERGIZE! (insert cool transporter noise here) Congratulations! It's a boy!"
crap...now i know that when people look at me they will be thinking, "....yeah, but i bet her liver is tubbyland."
One more thing for the hypochondriacs of the world to stress about.
Man that is just wrong..dont we have enough to obsess over??
Inside fat! Ick.
I KNOW! I saw that and I was like, great, so everyone's fat. And then I hit the french fries ;)
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