To start off our send a joke/win a book contest in fine fashion, none other than DEAR ZOE author Philip Beard sent this in, confirming that you can take the lawyer out of the joke, but you can't take the joke out of the lawyer :)
He wrote this to reassure a friend who thought writers would be more difficult to make fun of:
Q: How many writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: A workshopful. One to do the work, and the rest to assure him his work is worthwhile
Ain't it the truth?
Keep 'em coming...I got books to give away :)